WELCOME TO THE MELT & MOAN BOUTIQUE
Our Alter Ego Has Entered The Building.......
We’re about to make home fragrance a whole lot more exciting. 😉
No, it’s not another boring vanilla cube. It’s hand-poured, highly fragranced, mixed with insults, sarcasm and... anatomically blessed. The Melt & Moan Boutique is coming soon, and we’re bringing a whole new meaning to "hot wax."
The Vibe Check
We mix wax, sarcasm, and deeply immature humor. If you lack a funny bone or get offended easily, click away now.
The Language
Our melts feature heavy swearing and absolute filth. If four-letter words hurt your feelings, go buy unscented vanilla elsewhere.
The Content
Strictly 18+. Expect extreme adult humor, explicit text, and genitals. Lots of genitals. Do not blame us when your guests question your life choices!
IF YOU WANT TO PURCHASE SOMETHING AND ITS SHOWING AS SOLD OUT, FEEL FREE TO MESSAGE US @fragrance.flames8@gmail.com WE WILL HAPPILY MAKE IT FOR YOU, AVAILABLE FOR ALL OUR UNIQUE SLABS & MELTS.
PLEASE ALLOW US TWO WEEKS NOTICE TO CREATE YOUR ORDER
Perfect for Hen Parties, Birthdays, Secret Santa, Gag gifts or that one friend who has absolutely no filter.
Warning: Contains bad language, rude shapes and a healthy dose of sarcasm.
Proceed if you're fun.
Retreat now if you're easily offended.
No fragrances were harmed in the making of these terrible ideas.
At FRAGRANCE & FLAMES we don't just run on caffeine...
We also survive on sarcasm, questionable life choices, dark humour and the occasional idea that probably should have stayed inside our heads.
If you're easily offended... this probably isn't the page for you.
If you're the friend who sends inappropriate memes at 2am...
Welcome home. 🖤
FLYING FUCK
The Last Flying Fuck You’ll Ever Give (Scented & Powered by Angel Wings)
When life’s endless problems are getting to you and you’ve completely run out of patience, it’s time to physically launch a flying fuck...
UNIQUE WAX SLABS
OUR UNIQUE SLABS ARE THE PERFECT GIFT TO INSULT YOUR BESTIE, OR JUST TO GIVE YOURSELF A CHUCKLE
